Alisha Anderson :)

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i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via graphicambiguity)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.